• The concept of the 1975 putting out a song called “the suburbs of Chicago” in which they sing about girls who love to read books and eat pho
• Pearl Street Bagels. On day 1, I ordered a tomato herb bagel with turkey, cucumber, mixed greens, and cheddar, and an iced chai with coconut milk. On day 2, I ordered a tomato herb bagel with chicken salad, cucumber, mixed greens, and swiss, and a vanilla coconut muffin.
• The concept of a Bad Bunny and Charli XCX song with George Daniel production
• Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. Jumping butt ass naked from a trunk onto Bradley Cooper’s face
• Seeing the Montana stars out the window in our Airbnb in the middle of nowhere.
• And how lit that one gas station was because they don’t have food open after 8pm.
• A Wasian x Mexican ethnostate in which Ariana and I are rejected but Krishna is accepted. He has to smuggle us in and gets arrested.
• The rush I felt cold plunging in String Lake. Ariana and I easily out plunged the teenage boys a few meters away.
• Irving's "freestyle"... Meredith is gonna be a lawyer
• Ed Helms looking identical to Phil Lester in the Hangover 2
• Bridget Jones' Diary, and how Hugh Grant's character behaved, and how the first half of the movie unfortunately happened to me
• The race and trans jokes in The Hangover 2
• The smell of sulfur in all the geysers (a little boy called Old Faithful the stink bomb
• How salty my southwest turkey club was in West Yellowstone
• When I got hit with a wave of darkness and sadness in the car about something I thought I was over